101 Questions
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1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
The same as when I'm empty, Jay Jonathan Walters-Wingfoot. 'Hey you!' often works as a nickname. Sometimes 'EEEEK!' when I'm big and green. I've heard rumors of being called a 'Hulka-Hulka Burning Love' but I disbelieve.
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Old enough to know better, still too young to do everything legally. My birthday is April 13th.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Keewazi Reservation. I split my time now between Mom's apartment and the Avengers' mansion in New York. To the United States? No. To the Keewazi? Yes.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mother is Jennifer Walters, otherwise known as the Sensational She-Hulk. She is a superhero and a practicing lawyer. Smart, loving, protective of her own, and the greatest Mom in the known universe.
My father is Wyatt Wingfoot, otherwise known as a really close friend to the Fantastic Four. He's the chief of the Keewazi and occasional adventurer. (See: friend to the FF) He's fair, level-headed, patient, and according to my Mom, the hottest thing in a pair of jeans outside of the Sun. (She promised to bump up my allowance if I put in the last part. Kaching!) Also, there is no better Dad possible for me.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
If I do, Mom and Dad have hidden them very well and have some 'splainin' to do. Unless you're mean ... then I got Mary and Valeria and Big Frankie.
6. What is your occupation?
Full-time high school student. Part-time young Avenger. All-the-time Stooge. Half-time suave debonair boyfriend.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm 6'5" and 210 lbs. Except when big and green. Then it's bigger and heavier.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Black hair and brown eyes. Until I get big. Then I'm Kermit on steroids. It ain't easy being green.
9. What is your race?
The 1000 meter relay.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Ms. Benally, third period studies.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
No, I don't wanna kiss me. Though, I'm still mystified girls do.
12. What is your style of dress?
When not in purple shorts due to gamma-induced growth spurts, t-shirt and jeans. Maybe some socks if they're clean.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Nope. Though I'm thinking a tattoo sometime. When I'm Hulked out I have huge, rounded... pecs that can bounce independently if I so choose.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm allergic to disco. I break out in dancing hives. It looks mysteriously like the Hustle. My mother has refused to take me to a doctor for treatment.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I use the write one.
16. What does your voice sound like?
Barry White's got nothing on me when I'm green. Otherwise, I sound like the anti-Tito Jackson.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
The ones in my English and Keewazi books.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I am in search of my miniature giant space hamster.
I don't like the number 2 so I fail most standardized tests.
I'm smarter than I look. (Which isn't all that hard, really...)
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
At least once a day. Being a sweaty teenage Avenger is hard work. I only end up wearing perfume if May wears any and gets really ... snuggly.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Baffled amusement. See: Marcus and May
21. Do you use body language? How?
I like to rock the body. As well as slap the naughty body.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
I have ones I use, but I don't know how often common people say it.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Being out in the desert with Dad because someone small and powerful wrecked his expensive crib and it was a safe distance to hear Mom from.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I'm currently a junior in high school. It is what it is. I just need to get through it.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Both my parents. Sometimes they arm-wrestled to see who got to spend time with me. (Mom usually won for some reason...)
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Peaceful with frequent bouts of laughter.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Mom. Then I realized I could never have boobs as big as hers without lots of surgery and gender reassignment. So I wanted to be Dad.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Penny Strongriver in the second grade. We were just monkeying around under the monkey bars. She checked my hair for ticks, I scratched my armpits, and at the height of romance, we gave each other cooties and avoided each other for the rest of the day.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
... close but no cigar.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Did you not see who was listed as my parents? Hellloooooooo. Also, there's Uncle Bruce, but he's actually a cousin with the avuncular feel. Doesn't particularly affect me outside of shaping who I am.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Being born. Kind of hard to top that one in importance.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Does managing not to go to jail count?
33. What is your greatest regret?
Letting my rage get out of control and harming my friends to where some of them are in wheelchairs.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
To me? Nothing. That I've done to others? Oh, plenty. Wait. Maybe it was when Sir Dopey spurned my pledge of eternal faithfulness and smoochy love for Sam. Phht. Some knights.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Now, that would be telling! S.H.I.E.L.D. sent this questionnaire, didn't they?
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I don't do evil. I smite it with a full fist.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was looking at a long life behind bars for something I had done.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
I've traveled out of space-time once. Oh, and to Jerusalem. Where I defeated Bruce's future girlfriend. (I made up for that later by hooking them up, ya see.)
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Neutral Good says the wizard in the geek hat.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Firmly in the middle. And I like it there. You kids get off my lawn!
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Not in a Western sense. I believe in spirits. Because my people's ways fit me best.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yes, I do. There's more to people than what we have here.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Losing control and killing the people I care for and innocents. Either that or Pikachu attacking me after I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Disrespect. Not being happy. Not being sad. And isn't that obvious?
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
People aren't as clear cut as we'd like them to be.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Don't like talking about it. Everybody has their own form of it. And please, let me have plenty of it. In that order.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is okay as long as it's not done in excess. Lying is sometimes a necessary evil. Theft is stupid and wrong. I don't like killing.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
To the end of my life.
49. How much do you value money?
Not much. I prefer bartering, but nooooo. Damn capitalist empire.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Force oneself on another. Killing ends the pain right there. Violation hurts for a long time after.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes. Is there supposed to be more to this question? No? Good! Moving on...
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
If I said no, I couldn't have the parents I have. Because if that isn't true love, all those crappy romance books my Mom reads are lying.
53. Are you superstitious?
I'm only regular stitious.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
As much as they do mine. Start preaching to me how wrong something I'm doing and you'll eventually find a big, green foot up your butt.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Pretty honest now that I've gotten the mantle of manhood on my shoulders. I don't need to hide things anymore. I'm strong and brave enough to let things happen as they are and not how I wish they'd be.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I think all knights are goofy. Otherwise, no.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
May. Easily. Because I love her and will wait for her to be comfortable enough to feel the same way. (So, that makes me a big, strong Hulk with an ooey gooey center.)
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
It's a two-way tie for respect. It's my parents. They've done so much for the world and the universes, and then I came along and became the most important thing ever to them. Despise the most is easily Dr. Green the Gamma Fetishist.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Yes, May Parker. Also Known As... She Who Was Surprised I Remembered Valentine's Day.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
More than I usually think I do. So I'm surprised all the time! Outside of May, Sir Dopey and the Lightbright.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
The others on my 1000 m relay team and I get along well. I get along well with my classmates in Social Studies. I hope I relate well to the person I have sex with.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Well, the 4000 m relay team is pretty swell. I have problems in Math class with those uppity number crunchers. If I have sex in a different position, I still hope to relate well with the girl I'm with.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
No past tense. And I'm waiting to see.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
... I... uhm. Well... Intelligence. Sense of humor. The world's greatest ass. Uhm. May's not reading this, right?
65. How close are you to your family?
Pretty close. When Mom's not in New York, I call her every day. When I'm not on the rez, I give Dad a call everyday.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Yeah. In the future. FAR in the future. I want what my parents have. Except without the kid me. I'm a handful.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I'll argue if it's something important, but otherwise live and let gab on the street corner.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener. I prefer the wind in my ears telling me something rather than coming out of my mouth annoying somebody.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Depends on first impressions. Too serious people take a long time. Jokesters get noogies in a day or two.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. They are squishy and slippery, but I have mighty fingers. Even if I use a lot of soap when I let them go to get rid of the residue.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Nah. There's people better qualified to do it. I only need to speak up if it's something I know back and forward.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not usually. There's screaming and pointing and then I damage the street trying to stop the semi from splattering school kids and then get accused of attacking them later.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Not well. Unless I'm green. Then I am the king of expression.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Considering my family, not very. In my family, we lawyer others.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Yes. I should knock that off. I'm not Mom so I will not get the regard she does. I expect to start being hounded by the Army in their tanks any day now.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yes. He's Dr. Green and I will pull his head off his shoulders the next time I meet him. He had me strapped to a table and cut pieces out of me while I watched.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Making traditional Keewazi jewelry. Green, duh. Keewazi tacos with all the fixin's. The only possession I have that I can't live without is my life; anything else is not important.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I love the blues. Indigenous is the best band ever.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
No, no, no, and no. Reasons go: I like breathing, I have a genetic weakness to alcohol, I like my penis undiseased, and I like not looking like a scarecrow and having money to spend on things like video games.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Usually with May in some capacity. Before she goes out patrolling at least.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Currently? Something involving a certain redhead that's not fit for audiences under 17.
82. How long is your attention span?
It depends on how interested I am in a subject. Pretty average unless it's something interesting. Then I don't stop paying attention until someone slaps the back of my head.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Yes. It's a learned skill on the rez, even if the Keewazi are better off than most others. Life's pretty funny all on its own.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Grim and gritty heroes who cannot understand coping mechanisms that are not drinking yourself into a stupor.
85. How do you deal with stress?
Hide. Unless I'm too big to fit under the bed. Then I sing show tunes in the rec room on top of the pool table.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I leave the art stuff to Bruce unless you want some really kickin' scribbles. I'm pretty athletic. I played sports back home and now I train with the Avengers.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Why not cut to the chase and ask if I like animalistic children? I will say no. Mowgli always freaked me out with his dancing with a bear and trying to play coconuts.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Spontaneous. Occasionally, I catch fire.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Marcus and Bruce. I make sure they're fed and watered three times a day. I even had the girls help me pick out fabulous peeve clothing for them.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Lifting over 90 tons, I think. I don't think I've been stronger than that. I was weakest when I was a baby, even if my parents said I was doing chin ups in the crib.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Someday, I wish to turn into a Blue Hulk. That will open up my repertoire of songs. "Don't Make My Brown Eyes Blue" "Am I Blue?" and so on.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
It's all on the inside when I'm not green. Which is a bad hiding place since it all comes out when I'm Hulking.
93. Do you like yourself?
Most of the time. When I don't have criminal charges pending.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes, because that is what the educational system is for. Interruptions are welcome. Especially if they wear short, private school-mandated skirts. Unless it's a villain. Then I groan and punch them down the street.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Surviving my junior year half a continent away sounds good. I got too much lifetime left to go plotting it all out. What's the point if you know everything that's gonna happen?
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
In five, I should be graduating from college. In ten, saving the world still. In twenty, saving the world between coffee breaks.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Riding a cosmically super-charged motorcycle of doom into Galactus' tummy.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
My sense of humor or slavish devotion to my companion... Boo.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Quiet, strong, and responsible. Unless we talking the big guy portion. It changes to Loud and Really Strong.
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
It depends on who you ask. Though 'Bigger than Momma' has been used.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because I can make a difference and smile doing it.
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
The same as when I'm empty, Jay Jonathan Walters-Wingfoot. 'Hey you!' often works as a nickname. Sometimes 'EEEEK!' when I'm big and green. I've heard rumors of being called a 'Hulka-Hulka Burning Love' but I disbelieve.
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Old enough to know better, still too young to do everything legally. My birthday is April 13th.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Keewazi Reservation. I split my time now between Mom's apartment and the Avengers' mansion in New York. To the United States? No. To the Keewazi? Yes.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mother is Jennifer Walters, otherwise known as the Sensational She-Hulk. She is a superhero and a practicing lawyer. Smart, loving, protective of her own, and the greatest Mom in the known universe.
My father is Wyatt Wingfoot, otherwise known as a really close friend to the Fantastic Four. He's the chief of the Keewazi and occasional adventurer. (See: friend to the FF) He's fair, level-headed, patient, and according to my Mom, the hottest thing in a pair of jeans outside of the Sun. (She promised to bump up my allowance if I put in the last part. Kaching!) Also, there is no better Dad possible for me.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
If I do, Mom and Dad have hidden them very well and have some 'splainin' to do. Unless you're mean ... then I got Mary and Valeria and Big Frankie.
6. What is your occupation?
Full-time high school student. Part-time young Avenger. All-the-time Stooge. Half-time suave debonair boyfriend.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm 6'5" and 210 lbs. Except when big and green. Then it's bigger and heavier.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Black hair and brown eyes. Until I get big. Then I'm Kermit on steroids. It ain't easy being green.
9. What is your race?
The 1000 meter relay.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Ms. Benally, third period studies.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
No, I don't wanna kiss me. Though, I'm still mystified girls do.
12. What is your style of dress?
When not in purple shorts due to gamma-induced growth spurts, t-shirt and jeans. Maybe some socks if they're clean.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Nope. Though I'm thinking a tattoo sometime. When I'm Hulked out I have huge, rounded... pecs that can bounce independently if I so choose.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm allergic to disco. I break out in dancing hives. It looks mysteriously like the Hustle. My mother has refused to take me to a doctor for treatment.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I use the write one.
16. What does your voice sound like?
Barry White's got nothing on me when I'm green. Otherwise, I sound like the anti-Tito Jackson.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
The ones in my English and Keewazi books.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I am in search of my miniature giant space hamster.
I don't like the number 2 so I fail most standardized tests.
I'm smarter than I look. (Which isn't all that hard, really...)
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
At least once a day. Being a sweaty teenage Avenger is hard work. I only end up wearing perfume if May wears any and gets really ... snuggly.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Baffled amusement. See: Marcus and May
21. Do you use body language? How?
I like to rock the body. As well as slap the naughty body.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
I have ones I use, but I don't know how often common people say it.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Being out in the desert with Dad because someone small and powerful wrecked his expensive crib and it was a safe distance to hear Mom from.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I'm currently a junior in high school. It is what it is. I just need to get through it.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Both my parents. Sometimes they arm-wrestled to see who got to spend time with me. (Mom usually won for some reason...)
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Peaceful with frequent bouts of laughter.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Mom. Then I realized I could never have boobs as big as hers without lots of surgery and gender reassignment. So I wanted to be Dad.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Penny Strongriver in the second grade. We were just monkeying around under the monkey bars. She checked my hair for ticks, I scratched my armpits, and at the height of romance, we gave each other cooties and avoided each other for the rest of the day.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
... close but no cigar.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Did you not see who was listed as my parents? Hellloooooooo. Also, there's Uncle Bruce, but he's actually a cousin with the avuncular feel. Doesn't particularly affect me outside of shaping who I am.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Being born. Kind of hard to top that one in importance.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Does managing not to go to jail count?
33. What is your greatest regret?
Letting my rage get out of control and harming my friends to where some of them are in wheelchairs.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
To me? Nothing. That I've done to others? Oh, plenty. Wait. Maybe it was when Sir Dopey spurned my pledge of eternal faithfulness and smoochy love for Sam. Phht. Some knights.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Now, that would be telling! S.H.I.E.L.D. sent this questionnaire, didn't they?
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I don't do evil. I smite it with a full fist.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was looking at a long life behind bars for something I had done.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
I've traveled out of space-time once. Oh, and to Jerusalem. Where I defeated Bruce's future girlfriend. (I made up for that later by hooking them up, ya see.)
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Neutral Good says the wizard in the geek hat.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Firmly in the middle. And I like it there. You kids get off my lawn!
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Not in a Western sense. I believe in spirits. Because my people's ways fit me best.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yes, I do. There's more to people than what we have here.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Losing control and killing the people I care for and innocents. Either that or Pikachu attacking me after I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Disrespect. Not being happy. Not being sad. And isn't that obvious?
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
People aren't as clear cut as we'd like them to be.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Don't like talking about it. Everybody has their own form of it. And please, let me have plenty of it. In that order.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is okay as long as it's not done in excess. Lying is sometimes a necessary evil. Theft is stupid and wrong. I don't like killing.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
To the end of my life.
49. How much do you value money?
Not much. I prefer bartering, but nooooo. Damn capitalist empire.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Force oneself on another. Killing ends the pain right there. Violation hurts for a long time after.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes. Is there supposed to be more to this question? No? Good! Moving on...
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
If I said no, I couldn't have the parents I have. Because if that isn't true love, all those crappy romance books my Mom reads are lying.
53. Are you superstitious?
I'm only regular stitious.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
As much as they do mine. Start preaching to me how wrong something I'm doing and you'll eventually find a big, green foot up your butt.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Pretty honest now that I've gotten the mantle of manhood on my shoulders. I don't need to hide things anymore. I'm strong and brave enough to let things happen as they are and not how I wish they'd be.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I think all knights are goofy. Otherwise, no.
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
May. Easily. Because I love her and will wait for her to be comfortable enough to feel the same way. (So, that makes me a big, strong Hulk with an ooey gooey center.)
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
It's a two-way tie for respect. It's my parents. They've done so much for the world and the universes, and then I came along and became the most important thing ever to them. Despise the most is easily Dr. Green the Gamma Fetishist.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Yes, May Parker. Also Known As... She Who Was Surprised I Remembered Valentine's Day.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
More than I usually think I do. So I'm surprised all the time! Outside of May, Sir Dopey and the Lightbright.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
The others on my 1000 m relay team and I get along well. I get along well with my classmates in Social Studies. I hope I relate well to the person I have sex with.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Well, the 4000 m relay team is pretty swell. I have problems in Math class with those uppity number crunchers. If I have sex in a different position, I still hope to relate well with the girl I'm with.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
No past tense. And I'm waiting to see.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
... I... uhm. Well... Intelligence. Sense of humor. The world's greatest ass. Uhm. May's not reading this, right?
65. How close are you to your family?
Pretty close. When Mom's not in New York, I call her every day. When I'm not on the rez, I give Dad a call everyday.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Yeah. In the future. FAR in the future. I want what my parents have. Except without the kid me. I'm a handful.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I'll argue if it's something important, but otherwise live and let gab on the street corner.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener. I prefer the wind in my ears telling me something rather than coming out of my mouth annoying somebody.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Depends on first impressions. Too serious people take a long time. Jokesters get noogies in a day or two.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. They are squishy and slippery, but I have mighty fingers. Even if I use a lot of soap when I let them go to get rid of the residue.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Nah. There's people better qualified to do it. I only need to speak up if it's something I know back and forward.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not usually. There's screaming and pointing and then I damage the street trying to stop the semi from splattering school kids and then get accused of attacking them later.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Not well. Unless I'm green. Then I am the king of expression.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Considering my family, not very. In my family, we lawyer others.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Yes. I should knock that off. I'm not Mom so I will not get the regard she does. I expect to start being hounded by the Army in their tanks any day now.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Yes. He's Dr. Green and I will pull his head off his shoulders the next time I meet him. He had me strapped to a table and cut pieces out of me while I watched.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Making traditional Keewazi jewelry. Green, duh. Keewazi tacos with all the fixin's. The only possession I have that I can't live without is my life; anything else is not important.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I love the blues. Indigenous is the best band ever.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
No, no, no, and no. Reasons go: I like breathing, I have a genetic weakness to alcohol, I like my penis undiseased, and I like not looking like a scarecrow and having money to spend on things like video games.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Usually with May in some capacity. Before she goes out patrolling at least.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
Currently? Something involving a certain redhead that's not fit for audiences under 17.
82. How long is your attention span?
It depends on how interested I am in a subject. Pretty average unless it's something interesting. Then I don't stop paying attention until someone slaps the back of my head.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Yes. It's a learned skill on the rez, even if the Keewazi are better off than most others. Life's pretty funny all on its own.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Grim and gritty heroes who cannot understand coping mechanisms that are not drinking yourself into a stupor.
85. How do you deal with stress?
Hide. Unless I'm too big to fit under the bed. Then I sing show tunes in the rec room on top of the pool table.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I leave the art stuff to Bruce unless you want some really kickin' scribbles. I'm pretty athletic. I played sports back home and now I train with the Avengers.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Why not cut to the chase and ask if I like animalistic children? I will say no. Mowgli always freaked me out with his dancing with a bear and trying to play coconuts.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Spontaneous. Occasionally, I catch fire.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Marcus and Bruce. I make sure they're fed and watered three times a day. I even had the girls help me pick out fabulous peeve clothing for them.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Lifting over 90 tons, I think. I don't think I've been stronger than that. I was weakest when I was a baby, even if my parents said I was doing chin ups in the crib.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Someday, I wish to turn into a Blue Hulk. That will open up my repertoire of songs. "Don't Make My Brown Eyes Blue" "Am I Blue?" and so on.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
It's all on the inside when I'm not green. Which is a bad hiding place since it all comes out when I'm Hulking.
93. Do you like yourself?
Most of the time. When I don't have criminal charges pending.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes, because that is what the educational system is for. Interruptions are welcome. Especially if they wear short, private school-mandated skirts. Unless it's a villain. Then I groan and punch them down the street.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Surviving my junior year half a continent away sounds good. I got too much lifetime left to go plotting it all out. What's the point if you know everything that's gonna happen?
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
In five, I should be graduating from college. In ten, saving the world still. In twenty, saving the world between coffee breaks.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Riding a cosmically super-charged motorcycle of doom into Galactus' tummy.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
My sense of humor or slavish devotion to my companion... Boo.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Quiet, strong, and responsible. Unless we talking the big guy portion. It changes to Loud and Really Strong.
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
It depends on who you ask. Though 'Bigger than Momma' has been used.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because I can make a difference and smile doing it.
